This is why I love London

Take pictures of me like one of your French girls.

I feel brand new

Not really. I just got a haircut at Taylor Taylor and some new specs.

And some new perfume – Estée Lauder’s Youth Dew (1953), which smells absolutely nothing like youth or dew and everything like PHHHHWWOOOOAAAAARRRR.

A 28-year-old woman goes to McDonalds

Christmas mirth becomes me

Pictures found

On my mobile

Today I ate a hamburger

I have to say, I wasn’t that impressed.

Next up, filet mignon.