So I was vacuuming the carpet with my little carpet sweeper and there was a tissue on the ground. Instead of leaning over and picking it up, I decided to just run the carpet sweeper over it. The little contraption seemed to have handled this task with relative ease. That is, until I continued my vacuuming task and the carpet sweeper proceeded to vomit the tissue up in little bits all over the rest of the floor.
I suppose I deserved that.