Me: There’s a yacht moored up on the Thames today.
Him: What kind of yacht?
Me: A millionaire’s yacht
Him: All yachts are millionaires’ yachts
Me: A party yacht, you know, with that party area at the back. For millionaires who like to party all the time.
Him: . . .
Me: Party all the time. Party all the tiiime.
Him: [buttering some bread]
Me: Do you want some red wine? I want to open a bottle.
Him: What, with my bread?
Me: IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR JESUS, IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.