Conversations that took place today:

Me: There’s a yacht moored up on the Thames today.

Him: What kind of yacht?

Me: A millionaire’s yacht

Him: All yachts are millionaires’ yachts

Me: A party yacht, you know, with that party area at the back. For millionaires who like to party all the time.

Him: . . .

Me: Party all the time. Party all the tiiime.

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Him: [buttering some bread]

Me: Do you want some red wine? I want to open a bottle.

Him: What, with my bread?

Me: IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR JESUS, IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

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