me: is it time to go home yet?
Alan: if we lived in a civilised socialist paradise, it might well be, comrade
Alan: \BUT NO\
Alan: I don’t think they can handle this. WOO
me: I can’t get spotify to download the Spice Girls from the other week, MUCH LESS DESTINY’S CHILD.
Alan: spotify brings shame upon web 2.0
me: let’s go over to Sweden and knife them.
me: teach some lessons.
Alan: meatballs and tolerance? TAKE THIS, SUCKERS
me: we can throw flat-pack furniture at them.
Alan: Sweet justice