Alan: Together we are robots, divided we are unicorns.
Me: I can’t decide which I’d prefer to be, honestly.
Alan: Let’s go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Me: I mean, robots are pretty bad@ss…
Me: but in the ‘I’d like to have my own robot’ kind of way
Me: not the ‘I’d like to be a mindless robot’ way
Me: unless you were a sentient robot
Alan: And then it’d be 2001: A Space Odyssey all over again
Alan: LARISSA 9000
Me: just what do you think you’re doing, Alan?
Me: man, that film both weirded and freaked me out at the same time.
Alan: Kubrick rocks.
Me: if by ‘rocks’ you mean ‘is a total weirdo’.