Love and marriage

Me: The way I see it, our shower has two temperatures: ‘hotter than the face of the sun’ and ‘absolute zero’.

Him: Funny, I don’t have a problem with it.

Me: Good for you. You’ll have to show me some time…

Him: I’ve told you I’d show you any time.

Me: OK, so we’ll take a shower together and—

Him: Together? No way.

Disclaimer: Background information has been omitted because it’s funnier that way.
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