I had a ridonculous day today. It started off well enough viewing flats in Wandsworth, but then when Red went to meet up with his brother who had come to London for the day, I resolved to get something done that I’d been putting off all week: taking back the fan we recently bought at Argos that stopped working. Needless to say, it was no easy task, and I ended up carrying it for nearly a mile and then taking it on the Tube clear across London when the manager at the Argos near me was being an uber bitch. For more detail about THAT situation, refer to my poetic rendition of the day already posted on Yelp.
So, after my day of intense aggravation and needless travel on London transportation, I thought to myself, ‘There is nothing I would like more now than an alcoholic beverage’. So I picked up some cider on the way home and started drinking. By myself. After all the scornful walking and hauling ass up stairs on the Underground whilst carrying a cumbersome fan sticking out of its box and dodging tourists, I managed to burn off the paltry caloric intake I’d taken in earlier in the day, so the cider went right to my head.
But, being the kitchen warrior that I am, I perservered and managed to pull off a wonderful dinner in the slightly intoxicated state that I was (am) in. I should add that I chop things a lot faster when I’m a bit drunk. Although I do realise that I am lucky to have not lost a finger.
Down-South (American, that is) Beans and Rice of Delicious:
- 1 green pepper, chopped roughly
- 1 small onion, chopped finely
- 1 tin kidney beans
- 200g chopped tomatoes (I use a small tin or half a large tin)
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 1 tbsp cumin
- 1 tsp thyme
- 1 bay leaf
- 1 tsp hot sauce (or to taste… I would recommend Tabasco, but I’ll be honest and admit that I used Nando’s Hot Peri Peri Sauce)
- salt to taste
- 70g firm tofu
- 3 tbsp liquid aminos
- 1 tbsp vegetable oil
- additional oil for deep frying
Step One A Press about 70g of firm tofu, then cut into little bits/strips (to simulate bacon bits). Marinate for 30 minutes in some liquid aminos and water in a mug. Deep fry for 3-4 minutes, until crispy. You don’t need a deep-fat fryer for this, as the quantity is so small that you can just pour about 3 or 4 tablespoons of vegetable oil into a small pot and fry the tofu up in that. Drain and set aside.
Step One B Cook two servings’ worth of brown rice. For the absolute best, foolproof way of cooking brown rice, click here. (After you’ve read the instructions on that link, if you’re wondering the measurements I use for two perfect servings of brown rice, it’s 115g brown rice to 180mL water.)
Step Two Heat 1 tbsp of oil in a pot. Add your pepper, onion and garlic. Saute for 4 minutes. Add your tomatoes, cumin, thyme and bay leaf, cover the pot with a lid and cook for an additional 5 minutes. Remove lid and chuck in your hot sauce, salt and tofu bits. Move everything around with your spatula to make it look like you’re doing something important. Remove the bay leaf, while you’re at it.
Step Three Serve with rice.
Red said that the tofu bits simulated bacon surprisingly well, which was the goal. Score 15 for experimental vegetarian cooking.